pardon me while I go write poetry on my wrists and then slit them

This is her morbid sense of humour
and a display of her uncanny emo-ness
with flashing hearts and all
when I explain that I have no need for her
except to inquire about Certain People and Their Weirdness

but when I admit that there is a hole in the universe,
shaped just like her –
an Asmaa Shaped Hole in the Universe,
she is flattered and floored by the undue praise
and needing to capture this inanity, I say

pardon me while I go write some verses in absurdity