Posted by: safiyyah | October 20, 2007

Haraam

The cake was delicious. Thick slabs of dark chocolate encased a scrumptious layer of mousse, and delicate chocolate shavings embellished the entire creation. She was sitting at the kitchen table savouring a fifth bite of the delectable store-bought cake when her brother happened upon her. He chuckled and shook his head in amusement when he saw her satisfying her sweet tooth at such a late hour. She grinned back, then returned to her dessert plate, still delighting in the last few bits of her treat when he sat beside her, observing her cake closely for the first time.
“You’re actually eating that?” he asked, “it’s haraam!”
“It is not!”
“It is too!”
There was a brief moment of indecision, and then: “It doesn’t say so on the container!”
“I looked. There are no ingredients on the container. But can’t you taste it?”
“Taste what?”
“It tastes strange.”
“It tastes awesome! It’s the best chocolate mousse cake I’ve ever eaten!”
“Ah, but it’s got alcohol in it! Why do you think you can’t stop eating it? When have you ever felt inclined to eat another piece of cake immediately after finishing the first?”
“But why would they put alcohol in cake?” she asked pathetically.
“Can’t you taste it?”
“Of course not! How would I even know what alcohol tastes like?”
“Whatever. It’s haraam.”
“It is not!”
“It sure is. You can keep eating it if you want, but it’s haraam.”
“Well, I disagree!”
“Go ahead then! It’s haraam though.”
“You’re mean and I hate you,” she yelled.
He laughed and walked away.
Her plate was already empty, but she picked up the abandoned cake tray that had so proudly displayed the cake for all to see. Staring blankly at the last few pieces of chocolate shavings stuck to the bottom of the open tray, she slammed the clear plastic cover onto it. A whiff of sweet air puffed out of the container, making her stomach churn.


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  1. Awwwwwwwww, hahahaha, I think we’ve all been through this kind of scenario!
    (Although usually it’s between my mom and my dad, w/ my dad being the “she” in this story and my mom trying to convince him that he’s getting drunk on cake! :p)

  2. Where did the cake come from, I do not think shops put alcohol in their cakes anymore (and they all have 1 800 numbers where you can confirm it)

  3. I’ll have to agree with her brother. The cake was definitely haraam. You can’t get so much enjoyment just out of cake

  4. this is funnily true (funny and true) – I could see myself in my parents’ kitchen and it’s as if your bro was my bro (the you-know-who one). it’s almost like I had to reach for a napkin when i finished reading this…mmm


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